how old will we be before it gets creepy that we have tumblrs

how long do we have

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foodtrucker:

mothers that make facebook accounts for their newborns

image

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aladone:

“so what are you learning in math at the moment?”

that’s a good question

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5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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iwillmindfuckyou:

mrbarakat:

Imagine a concert venue with trampolines for floors omg

do you even fucking know what happens when more than one person jumps on a trampoline

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dialupmodem:

when did i start saying “yo” 50 times a sentence

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dampsandwich:

“no one ever understands me…” i whispered in portuguese 

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